The Raymond and Mr Timpkins Revue

Raymond and Mr Timpkins

Silent Comedy / Mime

One of the funniest acts i have seen & worked with, fantastic'.........Alan Garner.

‘the raymond and mr timpkins revue’ are a prop/music driven comedy double act, they have been professionally dancing about and holding up words and pictures since 2004, though they have been been enthusiastic amateurs for much longer.


They have crisscrossed the planet in a bid to make money and amuse. 

From the Falkland Islands to Oman, South Africa to East Cheam, we’ve been there and enjoyed it all.

Raymond & Mr Timpkins present a 25 min show, guaranteed to have everyone in the room in stitches.  You'll never be able to listen to certain songs again without thinking back to this excellent comedy act.


Name: raymond    

Age: biffin

Birthday: biffin

College: biffin

Favorite Color: biffin

Favorite Book: metaphysical poets and their toilet habits

Favorite Movie: toy story 3

Favorite Food: biffin

Favorite Quote: £45.00 for a new jacket lining : Bolloms the tailors

Mr Timpkins

Name: Mr Timpkins

Age: how rude

Birthday: yes

College: The Waterlooville Pentecostal Church and Dry Cleaners Association combined primary school.  

Favorite Color: how ridiculous

Favorite Book: Big Daves  football/wheat futures illegal betting. The White Star High Street Mybermole. (ask for Dave. Don’t mention my name!)    

Favorite Movie: Ferris Buellers List. (very emotional teenage romp/holocaust exploration genre crossover. Straight to DVD unfortunately.)

Favorite Food: thin brown soup

Favorite Quote: £45 for a jacket lining was remarkable, I must admit. 

My favorite songs

Rule Brittannia

Land of Hope and Glory

God Save our Queen 

Shudduppa your face


My favorite links

•MMR to autism 

•Obesity to heart disease

•Prince Albert to Jack the Ripper


I am a misunderstood philanthropist and doer of good deeds only. Any stories about abuse or exploitation are nonsense and simple piff paff. Now then, time to get raymond on that exterior masonry then the washing. I meanwhile shall educate myself further with this months best of Jackie 1972-1975.